Category: Dating and Relationships
basicly, we are dating on line!
Firstly, when I saw this I thought it would be some geeky post about the operating system.
Secondly, this could have gone in the topic already reserved for zone couples.
Thirdly, who really cares?
Okay that's me done being cruel for now. lol
ah... me and XP have fall in love since 2002, and we make love almost every second of the day, and night for nearly 7 years now. he's charming, you know. we make love in any kind of places... on the bus, at uni, at the bedroom, online, music, and all sort of places... oh yeah, and both of us travel the world a bit too... and forgot to add, we make love in the plane as well.
Oh boy, that post opened the door to a wide range of possible comparasons between the person and the operating system... but considering how crappy Windows Vista is widely reputed to be, I'll just shut up now. lol
oh yeah, forgot to mention...we sometime make love in the kitchen, living room, almost every places you can think of, and thats include some public places too...
maybe i should dumb this xp and find my window7? got 3 for me to choose, home, professional and altermet... which one is the best when come to bedroom business, i wonder...
Surely not professional... imagine how boring that would be? As for home, you wouldn't do too well in public places there... better go with Ultimate. lol
About a year ago, I was telling my boyfriend about "the new man in my life." I described him as good-looking, reliable, sexy, surprisingly, full of pleasant surprises that I keep discovering, and just a downright wonderful addition to my life that I appreciate having every day. And as for his identity? Well, his name was Mac...or Alex, whichever you prefer. Of course I was referring to the brand-new Apple computer which I had just received as a Christmas gift, whose screenreader's best voice is named Alex. :D
LOL steve ass, Joann, and Lindey! Anything named the Professional edition wouldn't do it for me, since it also reminds me of a user I wouldn't bang with a stolen dick let alone my own.
Oh I hate you you donkey! I really don't like you now!
I completely agree Linsey. That and windows7, and come on now, no one has made love to the wonderful world of linux distros? they are everywhere man! Just grab one!
Problem with operating systems from Microsoft is they tend to be slutty and do things on the side you never knew were going on.
Then Apple's will be a bit maternal in her aproach - do one or two things really well but *never* do some of the rest you probably just gotta have.
Then Linux and other Unix distros, will do anything for ya and they're pretty free and open-minded; they just have this damned habit of being hard to figure out and well ... can be kinda H.M. sometimes ...
hmm, guys, we forgot... about... the most important ms dos...
he's happily make love with some of us here, for sure, you know.
or, i shall say, some of us here is happily make love with him?? wonder, how his central control going with all the activity that is going on in daily bases. but, i'm happily to say, i'm not interested to find it out in this life time, and the next, and the next after? lol.
Then there's the fact that microsoft operating systems tend to shoot blanks. Just imagine you're right in the middle of some wonderful love making and then it says, "unexpected error, shutting down, windows will notify you when a solution is available." Wouldn't it just ruin the mood if you get a blue screen instead of a white one? lol
Yeah, and with Linux, you get control, you get to decide who's on top, and who's on bottom. :) LOL As for Windows, most of the time that slut works quite well, but getWindows 7 Ultimate, they've fixed some major bugs with her. As for the whole relationship thing, good luck with that being online, sounds hard to do. I like seeing that person in person. And why in the hell would you name you're self"Windows Vista Professional?"
First, thanks for the laugh, guys. I had planned not to waste my time when I saw the title of this topic, as I knew Vista referred to another user, but I'm glad it got shown to me. Very amusing computer puns all the way around. I wish I had something clever to add, but since I don't, I'll just say thanks for turning a boring topic into a funny one.
agreed with Alicia. this made me laugh to, and i wasn't going to post on it, but i just can't help but spout the following bullshit, wich has no truth to it what so ever, and i'm just making up out of bordem. lmao!
you all are forgetting my man Daniel. as in realspeek Daniel. mmmm he sounds like James Bond, and, mmmmm! when he says certain words i just melt. however, like all jaws voices, he's sleeping around with other people so i don't love him anymore, i just use him now. lol :P
Seriously was there a guy with the username Windows Vista Home Basic on here at the same time as a user with the name Vista? And were they really in love with each other? Were they both reall people? If the answer to all three questions is yes, you couldn't make this up! Brilliant.
hahaha Oh man, I really needed this laugh before bed. I wasn't gonna post here either but had to add my juicy gossip. My lover is a bit difficult to figure out at first and can be a bit fussy, but once I get him going, he listens to all my commands. He likes me to be in control most of the time. He never crashes in the middle of having fun. He's mature, stable, light and doesn't mind where we go, whether it be a really small place or a large one. He's very fast at delivering the goods. He's had major body modification to keep up with the other guys, but most people pass him by. He also gives me tons of things for free, including himself. And he can either work one on one with me or handle multiple situations at once. He doesn't like too much space so we often divide it between us. He also likes experimenting with various toys like usb, cameras, modern printers and wireless internet. He can get very graphical but is hesitant about showing that side of himself to me cause I don't understand it. The only thing I don't like about him is that he doesn't have his own voice, but if we take KeyNote along, he can talk just fine and he's really sexy too. My man still has difficulty speaking in Greek to me, though he can now read unicode, but that's our friend's fault cause he's a bad translator. I'm kind of screwing around with his father right now, but he doesn't mind. After all, they're made from the same cloth and this will prepare me for our first date. loll Way to go DOS!
Soooo ... is DOS in a virtual Machine VD?
VD? And no. I'm just using the MS variety until DR gets here. lol
Just thought of something. VD and relationships? Nooooo!
Not a good combo at all No! No! No!
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oi, daniel is so old... go try Alex from Macs, i'm sure you want to make love with him every day and night.
and, yes, in someway, i'm making love with poor old daniel too. got him on my VR streams, and he stuck with me ever since, or, when think about it, perhaps, i stuck with him ever since. :P
Old = good many times. *smile*
An OS isn't a bottle o' wine ...
hmm, wine... according to expert, the best wine around lately is 1984, 1997, 2001... so, they aren't teriblely old either...
as old = good, er, i can't walk an old dog who's 20 year old, = 140 years old in doggy years, and pretent that it's only 2 year old, = 14 years old in doggy year, expect it to do anyting a two year old pup does...
as for OS, well, i can't work on window3.1, or, even, window95, and pretent it to be xp, and work it on a core quat processer. that will be waste of space, power, anergy, and i'll die from high blood pressure,, or stroke, due to the frustration i have with it.
and also, my body, or, anyone body won't able to consume a month old banana, as it will be rotten, and do harm to the body
cheers
I assume you're referring to the fruit, although I have to point out that other old bananas are best not consumed.
lol Don't work the poor dog too hard. And best to stay away from old fruit. As for the other bananas, yummy. I've never worked on 3.1 but 95 isn't that bad. It's still got a similar interface to the modern ones. Anyway, I've got us off-topic. Sorry. Any more love affairs? *smile*
THis topic is so reicoulous, childish and weird. I am glad you god banned, you should not play theese online blind datin games. You are underaged, so just go on blindspots and mope.
Speaking of childish, your spelling teacher is calling.
screw that.
omg I aven't heard blindspots in so long. from what I know, they're also on teen connect
Verry amuseing guys, thanks. lol.